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(ps. I love you Trent)
My prediction for the Packers...they'll do the exact opposite of what the White Sox are doing. They'll start off cold and then finish strong. Cause really, White Sox, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! JESUS CHRIST!! YOU, you...stupid......WhiteSox...heads.
Or the Packers will just get a really high draft pick. And choose another quarterback. And call him Majik. Who, incidentally, is now writing articles for the Packer's website.
It's at this point that I'd like to say, "Oh, Majik. What happened? Just look how far you've fallen!" But I can't. Because that would be a lie. Because for pro athletes like Majik, there must come a certain point when they think "Wow. My career was really forgettable. Why don't I write articles for my old team's website" and it just sounds right. So to you, Majik, and your realistic assessment of yourself, I tip my hat. I say, Good for you, sir. Good for you.
As a final note, I really need to decide on what I'm doing for Christmas. And as much as I'd like to celebrate another one in Japan gorging myself on KFC, Christmas cake, and my own self-pity, I'd probably die. So...I need someplace to go.
Rockford is an option, but I'm gonna be honest with you. It's a last option. I miss the beautiful IL people something terrible. But something terrible doesn't translate to $1200 and a 13 hour plane flight.
China is closer and I've never been there. So are Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam. And nothing bad ever happens there. Startinggg.....now!
Seriously, looking for suggestions here.
-Ron
Anonymous
September 20 2005, 09:22:55 UTC 6 years ago
Bloody Hell...
What if it was only $1000 and a 13 hour plane ride? Would that be any better? Cause I would totally donate $200 for more Ron. Bloody hell, everybody's throwing money at New Orleans just because they got a little wet and hurricaned.. can't we start a Ron-fund? Seriously, whether or not we need another New Orleans is questionable.. I've never been there so I just don't know.. but, I've met Ron, and I know for sure that America needs more Ron. Somebody get the Red Cross on that.Seriously though, I don't work 30 bloody hours a week doing practically nothing.. to go Ron-less for years on end. I need my fix, damn it. Daddy needs his medicine.
Support the Cause! Donate to the Ron fund! The Ron-America Fundraising office is now open for business. Just call A-A-Ron and make your pledge today.
That's right.. DO IT. You know you want to.
-Aaron
Anonymous
September 20 2005, 12:05:38 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Bloody Hell...
Check this out....http://fightthenorm.blogspot.com/2005/09/a
-Aaron
September 20 2005, 19:16:02 UTC 6 years ago
It's a well-known fact: Reindeers hate Asia.
September 25 2005, 23:23:52 UTC 6 years ago
Oh so much love!
Let's use that money to go to the Golden Touch Health Spa, Aaron. You can come too, Jade, but you gotta pay your own way. Cause the Touch don't take no free-loaders!! ...except me. Cause I'm special.Not that you're NOT special. *takes out shovel* It's just that I'm more special. *starts digging* And that's not to say anything bad about you. But...*steps in hole*...you know....*covers himself up*....No scrubs.
(sidenote: I'd like to have a tourettes like disease where I uncontrollably spout bad music lyrics. At inappropriate times. Which would be anytime. Stuff like "Open a soda pop, bop-shi-bop-shi-bop" -Britney, Soda Pop
Or "Gimmie what you got for a pork chop" -Chingy, Right Thurr
Or "Blah blah blah
We’re not Christian Rock
Blah blah blah" -Creed, Any Creed Song)
The Chingy one would be a taunt. Specially saved for Smash Brothers. Thus throwing my enemies into confusion.
GIMMIE ME WHAT YOU GOT FOR A PORKCHOP!
And after that, death is inevitable.
Anonymous
September 29 2005, 19:59:36 UTC 6 years ago
Christmas without snow
First of all, I would definitely contribute money to the Save Ron, Not Just New Orleans fund . . .because if there was such a thing as Vitamin R, I would be deathly short. Come to think of it, that might be why I haven't wanted to get up for work lately. Or it might be because being there makes more brain cells die than all the alcoholic drinks I've EVER consumed in my lifetime. Anyway, I would probably put some money down to make your ticket $900. . .not the $200 Aaron would put up, but it's still something. But here's my next suggestion. . .how about you fly in to Ft. Lauderdale or Miami for a few days so that we can reacquaint you with how hot American girls are? Granted, in December, most of those hot American girls will be in their "golden" years. . .but since you seem to be finding that age difference attractive these days, maybe it wouldn't matter. I bet though that tickets from Japan to Florida are cheaper than Japan to Illinois-especially because I think that the Japanese tourists singlehandedly could keep Disney World in business. THEN you could go to Illinois and see the rest of the cool people who miss their Vitamin Ron. Think about it. . . your Aurora girl misses you!!! (By the way--stop making girls cry. You were probably wrong anyway.)October 3 2005, 06:39:57 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Christmas without snow
Anonymous "Aurora girl":Sorry if I don't jump at your internet claims of "girl"-dom, but you know, fool me once...
Gender aside, I'm intrigued by your and Aaron's "save the Rons" fund. Because, as I've said for years, Ron's are a seriously underrepresented minority! Only a fraction of 1% of all children* are named Ron! And we've seen a steady decline in this figure over the last few decades!
We must take the initiative with your investments to research this "people who aren't named Ron" problem and to begin a swift PR campaign to boost Rons' appeal.
And while our programs progress, we need people to procreate with as many currently-living Rons as possible. This is ESSENTIAL! And I can't stress this point enough!
I can promise you this will be a tireless, thankless, and completely unsatisfying job to those women who take up the cause.
So, in closing, would you like a tour of my blog?
*note: totally accurate
Anonymous
October 26 2005, 21:04:19 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Christmas without snow
Sorry, Ron. I'm not Swedish.