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09:20 pm - Happy Birthday, David!!
Born 17 July, 1952. Happy Belated Birthday, David!



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From:aquagia
Date:July 18th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
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Holy SHIT that is fucking sexy.
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:July 18th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
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The image doesnt seem to be working anymore. I'm guessing that you're talking about Hasselhoff.




p.s. my crotch was on CNBC today
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:July 19th, 2006 02:05 am (UTC)
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Ok, the image is back.

Oh god, it's back...
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 19th, 2006 12:30 pm (UTC)
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Was a puppy on your crotch?

I didn't think so.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 19th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
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'America, you've got talent!!!'
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 20th, 2006 02:02 am (UTC)
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Are you quoting Hasselhoff lyrics??
If so, shame on you, whoever you are. Shame. On. You.
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:July 20th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)
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No, he/she is clearly referring to the American Idol-esque TV show "America's Got Talent" that features David Hasselhoff. God, dont you know ANYTHING?? You better hope Hasselhoff doesnt hear about this.
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 20th, 2006 10:25 am (UTC)
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Great. So now this transvestite is making some crack about David's latest career move?? Nice call, tranny.
And I swear to god if some jackass comes in here and says something like "Why is David Hasselhoff hosting a show about talent?" I'll rip his/her respective genetalia off!

You've been warned.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 20th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
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Why is David Hasselhoff hosting a show about talent?
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:July 20th, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
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My favorite part about that last comment was when Senator Stevens clearly warned you about that one particular comment, and then you went ahead and said that one particular comment, completely showing disregard for what he had warned you about, and doing it in a blunt manner suggesting that you did it to both frustrate him and to test if he would, in fact, rip off your genitalia as threatened**. That was my favorite part.

** He will, by the way. You will wake up tomorrow, and your penis will be gone.
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 21st, 2006 02:07 am (UTC)

What do you stand for if you won't even stand up for your own genitalia?

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Do you see? Do you see what they're trying to do to our society? These transvestites. These "male and female genitalia" "people". They're inciting us to violence! And more than that, they're working to undermine the very instituitions of reproduction and family that our great nation was founded upon! And it's a slippery slope, my friends. Make no mistake about it. The idea of family is something precious to us. A chance to reproduce for which we have fought and we have died for. But these people. These "she-males"... well, they have a very different definition of "families".
Even when they've been clearing and fairly warned that their "genetalia will be ripped off", they have irresponsibly plunged ahead. They know as well as we do that you can't make a family without genetalia. But that's not what they'd have you believe. And your children believe. No, this is just another example of the transvestite agenda which is working so hard to destroy our great nation! And unless we make a stand here, unless we show them that "yes, there will be consequences for their actions" and "no, you cannot reproduce if I (Senator Ted Stevens) rip off ALL you genetalia" there will be no end to it.
They have been warned. The line has been crossed. And now is the time to stand up and defend that which is right and good.

Thank you.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 21st, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)

Re: What do you stand for if you won't even stand up for your own genitalia?

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At least Ted the tranny used proper grammar in his posts, Senator Stevens.
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:July 21st, 2006 03:55 am (UTC)

Re: What do you stand for if you won't even stand up for your own genitalia?

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You dont understand. Trannys killed Senator Stevens' parents. They made him who he is today. YOU created Stevens. He's been waiting his whole life for this opportunity. The time of reckoning is upon you.

Prepare your junk for termination.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 21st, 2006 05:56 am (UTC)

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Kevin, if I had a dime for every time you said that....
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 21st, 2006 12:22 pm (UTC)

Re: What do you stand for if you won't even stand up for your own genitalia?

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Wow. Senator Stevens is just like Batman!! And the garishly dressed, make-up ridden Trannys are The Joker! Daaaamn that's cool.
I wonder what else Senator Stevens and Batman have in common!!
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From:jebus_rules
Date:July 19th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC)
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those poor puppies... and my retina...
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 20th, 2006 02:06 am (UTC)
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Everyone loves naked Hasselhoff.
And everyone loves puppies.

Putting them together was just the most natural thing in the world.
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:July 20th, 2006 02:41 am (UTC)
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I wonder if these dogs killed themselves shortly after this photo shoot.


By the way, that one dog looks like it's caressing him. Either that or it's caught in his chest hair.
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From:nvermore82
Date:July 20th, 2006 10:17 am (UTC)
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I think it's trying to claw it's way away from David's man meat.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 21st, 2006 07:05 am (UTC)
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shudder*
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From:ditkaisgod
Date:August 5th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
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happy belated birthday, by the way. You big boy, you're all grown up!

and thanks for the b-day present you sent. I was wondering what was going to replace American Grizzly. Yet another thing to hide from guests.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 7th, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)
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happy way belated birthday :)

-flip
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 11th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)

UPDATE

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Me: 1
Ron: 0
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