June 1st, 2006
|09:25 pm - Moving on...|
I've set one goal for my summer. By the end, I want have a beard like this guy...
Wish me luck!
April 30th, 2006
|08:15 pm - Giant brass balls!|
Anyone else catch Stephen "My show kicks the Daily Shows ass" Colbert doing the White House Correspondent dinner?
Fuckin brave man. Seriously. Dudes like Edward R. Murrow. Can't say enough good things about the guy.
(The whole thing is available on bittorent)
April 25th, 2006
April 24th, 2006
|09:06 pm - There are two things I can't stand--people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch|
God I hate bigoted people. Whether they hide behind religion or politics to try and mask their ignorant disdain of gays or Muslims or whatever, I hate the cowards. Trying to speak to a bigot is like reasoning with a retard or a child--it's just impossible.
In better news, V for Vendetta finally came out here and it rocked my face off. And V is a woman. V for vagina, people! Think about it!
April 15th, 2006
|02:35 pm - Quotable quotes|
What I've heard recently:
-You should chew your milk.
-(On hiking) It'll be warmer on top of the mountain, because you're closer to the sun.
-Fruit is bad for you.
-If you have a big appetite, it's because you have a big dick.
-(While waiting in line behind some 10-year-olds) Too bad. They're a little too young. Just like my daughter...
That's all I got.
April 12th, 2006
|09:23 pm - I just assume this is real|
Cause it makes it SO much better.
Christian Porn Star
Yeah...you heard me.
March 20th, 2006
Ha! Take that BITCHES! I just found Hoy on Myspace! That's right the Hoy! And soon he's gonna add me as a friend. And that means he's my friend. And not your friend. And once I've got got him twisted around my finger, Hoy gonna bring the PAIN!! So beware bitches. When you cross Ron, you cross Hoy!
PS. Hoy, if you're reading this, I meant no disrespect. I was only joshin. Seriously, buddy. You believe me, don't you? Buddy? ...Pal? OH MY GOD DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!
March 18th, 2006
|08:14 pm - Well done sirs/madams|
Keeping you safer
Also I've got a question, so hopefully someone can help me out. It's about wiretapping.
Right now, there's a fair number of people on all sides that think that the wiretaps, as they were carried out, were done so illegally. And, if this proves to be the case, wouldn't this make any evidence collected from them inadmissable in a court? Wouldn't you have to throw this evidence out?
Based on my degree from Law & Order U, I'd say so. Which, if that's the case, means these taps were conceived like an autistic baby--retarded. It makes no sense what-so-ever when your spoken goal is to "catch the terrorists" to use a method that actually limits the amount of evidence you could bring against any suspect. Collecting evidence so that you have to throw it out, instead of collecting it in a way that you can use it, is the very anti-thesis of catching anybody. It's not making anybody "safer", no matter how much you spin it. So not only is Bush breaking the law, but it's not even an "ends justifies the means" because they're actually WORSE off, with LESS evidence, than they would have had otherwise. The whole thing is just retarded.
March 15th, 2006
This is what I've been doing for the last week.
And this too.
Ha ha! Giggidy Giggidy!
Hi. My name is Donald Rumsfeld. And I'm a retarded twat